I love my mom. don’t get me wrong however she’s exactly the sort of person who says after I tell her that I’m doing psychiatric consult on the phone for a stress for my job-related insanity Well don’t talk too much you know how you get you don’t want them to think you’re crazy. They might lock you up
I don’t know what universe my mom lives in that I can go this long in my life without being locked up and suddenly there going to catch up and say “Oh we missed one.”
On the downside, I had rather hoped the person might say
So tell me about your mother.
While I lay on a couch……