Birdbrain.

Watching the bird steal a fry was cool. I thought briefly about how cool it would be to have a giant bird as a pet.
We could go on adventures and stuff, not the lest of which could be pirate related.

That was until I noticed the bird shit stains, burned into his shirt.

Somehow the giant bird as a pet idea lost a bit of its shine.

It sure does look like..

It really does seem like it is Christmas, when you see   Santa rush into the local coffee shop and get in line for the restroom.

James just missed him , but some dad was taking his little kid to the bathroom.
And the look on his face was priceless.
When he was done the kid ran to tell his mom how he peed like a big boy, like Santa.